So much to buy, so much to buy!

I know, I know. Christmas isn't about buying presents, but it is about the spirit of giving. Remembering that God gave us all the greatest gift of all, Jesus Christ. BUT... I love to buy things for people (myself included). I'd give gifts like Christmas all year if I could afford to.

I've only bought 2 presents so far and there's only 9 days till Christmas. What to do, What to do?

Yes, today was payday, but bills are due. What good is a Christmas tree and Christmas lights if AEP cuts off the electricity. Ya know. And I can't watch "Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown" if Cox turns off the cable. NOT TO MENTION, how would I post anything on here, for you, my people if Cox turned off my internet? What to do, What to do.

I could go and sell my blood, but with my new found friend "D", who wants Karo syrup for blood. I could go to the sperm bank, but I got a feelin' I'd have to pay them to make a deposit. I mentioned the word "raise" today in a meeting infront of both my Manager and my Boss and I believe I heard faint laughter. What was that about?

So this is a warning to my friends and family. If you get a Jello mold with cat food, don't blame Aunt Bethany. Blame Tobias. I don't have a cat to wrap up, but Foxy would look awful cute with a bow on her head.

Untill later,
HOLLA

T

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